A tribute to a fallen soldier gets us started and then we talk about broken hearts on Valentine’s day, and catch up on our lives and all the things in the world. The pope retires and Colby is obviously upset, but not nearly as upset as he is at old people. Stop calling him. We also talk about why people like Ellen Page more than Anna Kendrick. Anna Kendrick is hot as balls. We put Matthew on the air for the first time in 4 years and he’s a worthless person, and we put Antonio on the air for the first time ever and he redeems humanity. Plus we have a major announcement and we love you!